michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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(via yourenotpatrick)

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

(via dutchster)

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

(via swagician)

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

(Source: laptoplucifer, via teen-nugget)

shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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(via spankmehardbarry)

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

(via swagician)